
As usual, I am mystified by what it's trying to sell me.
"Wear this fragrance, and you'll safely sail your impractical one-man hydrofoil through bad water under an apocalyptic night sky!"
(I do know "Luna Rossa" means "Red Moon," though.)
He shore is pretty, though.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 24, 2021 7:53 AM |
It is ironic he's doing a commercial filled with water imagery fora fragrance called "Luna Rossa Ocean" when he recently announced he refuses to bathe every day. They must have hated that at Prada.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 10, 2021 8:15 AM |
Or, r2, that much more reason to stock up on the Prada.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 10, 2021 8:16 AM |
In the 00s, Prada dressed Maggie like a schizophrenic shopgirl.
This asshole duck walks in and gets a cologne deal. There is no justice.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 10, 2021 8:17 AM |
Unfortunately, r4, Prada could not get a stunning beauty like me for their new fragrance since I was already taken.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 10, 2021 8:36 AM |
He looks disturbed. Something ain't right.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 11, 2021 9:00 AM |
He's fuckable. But he'll paint you.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 24, 2021 3:58 AM |
Boring. There is nothing sexy about him, like a Jodie Foster.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 24, 2021 4:48 AM |
What a dumb comparison R9. Jodie may be sexy to many women, how do you know? Jake is not a gay. But he is handsome and sexy to many males and females. He's one of the great unrewarded stars. He's a better actor AND better looking than DiCaprio, Casey Affleck, Ryan Reynolds OR Ryan Gosling. He's never been cancelled and has been powerful and intriguing in some great and adventurous films. Jake is aiite. On a good day, he is FAF.
Jodie Foster is sexy, btw. Or she was.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 24, 2021 4:59 AM |
Jake is gay AF. It's not a secret in the industry.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 24, 2021 5:00 AM |
It means if you shower less you will stink more and need expensive perfume.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 24, 2021 5:11 AM |
This fragrance is a real chick magnet! Or so say all the women I've been dating in Europe!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 24, 2021 5:12 AM |
Gyllenhaal is over 40 years old and has been starring in films for over 20 years. There is not a single gay connection to him. Not one. He's just kind of iconoclastic and unusual, but for sure he's straight. The Gyllenhaal's are an eclectic family. Jake has a great body and is really good dresser. But his vibe and expressions and everything else, are completely straight guy. No one keeps their private life hidden for two decades these days. Jake ain't gay. Or I would have fucked him 12 years ago when he was prime.
We all skip a day bathing. It feels good. Men are men.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 24, 2021 5:15 AM |
r14 Jake is gay, he's not closeted in his personal life. It's an open secret in the industry.
He does stink, though. Talk to people who are in his Soulcycle class @ the one on 19th.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 24, 2021 5:41 AM |
There are only like five straight men in Manhattan who have ever done Soulcycle, and that was only because their girlfriends didn't want to go alone and promised them anal if they did it. Every other man who does Soulcycle is gay gay GAY.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 24, 2021 5:48 AM |
r14: Hi, Cheryl! Long time no see.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 24, 2021 5:50 AM |
Saying it's well known, is just old gay talk on DL R15. Give me one example of Jake being mentioned with any male companion? Ever. There aren't any. You're just an old white queer being boring late at night. Put down the bottle and go to bed.
Gyllenhaal is not gay and a whole industry is not keeping it a secret. We live in modern times. What an OLD fool you are.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 24, 2021 6:14 AM |
Jake Gyllenhaal is NOT a fag, and I'm the dame who can prove it!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 24, 2021 6:17 AM |
r18 is the ancient white fags troll. A know-nothing shit-stirrer who should be banned.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 24, 2021 6:42 AM |
[quote]Gyllenhaal is not gay and a whole industry is not keeping it a secret.
That's not how it works, dear. The industry doesn't "keep secrets" it just is what it is. There are lots of publicly closeted actors who aren't too closeted in their private lives but they are discreet in public. You clearly have no connection to the industry, even on a peripheral level, and don't live in LA.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 24, 2021 6:44 AM |
R20 is an internet stalker and the MOST unhinged poster on Datalounge. He is often blocked and banned, but comes back because he posts from so many different devices and accounts. I think he lives in a facility with a lot of computers. And diapers. For sure a very sick poster with mental health AND drug problems. He IS an ANCIENT WHITE RACIST FAG!! Hated on this site. F&F it.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 24, 2021 6:57 AM |
What a sad ridiculous old fag you are, R21. We're laughing at you. And praying for you. May Jesus visit healing to your troubled mind this night.🙏🏾 God bless you. You're hysterical.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 24, 2021 7:01 AM |
So BUTCH on his magical boat!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 24, 2021 7:04 AM |
Jake's a babe. Gay or straight. R21 is CRAZY. Read his other posts. Very disturbed human.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 24, 2021 7:08 AM |
He's made some interesting choices I give him a lot of credit for choosing quirky stuff a lot of other actors of his type would turn down.
Zodiac is a fantastic film.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 24, 2021 7:08 AM |
r14 reads like an old Cheryl post.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 24, 2021 7:09 AM |
[quote]He shore is pretty, though.
If you don't mind holding your nose when you're within 10 feet of him.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 24, 2021 7:14 AM |
[quote] If you don't mind holding your nose when you're within 10 feet of him.
Well, presumably that's why he wears Prada Luna Rossa Ocean. So you'll enjoy smelling him while he pilots your catamaran.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 24, 2021 7:37 AM |
Jake is so handsome, unassuming and a bit strange. But Joan gets off a hell of a joke at the last minute mark of this clip. Like most hysterical remarks - it's born of truth.
The complete episode is worth a watch. Jake talks about grooming his beard.....or not.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 24, 2021 7:49 AM |
Confidentially, he stinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 24, 2021 7:53 AM |
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